It was a night of a thousand beefy stews. Okay, maybe not a thousand. Was a fuckton of it in Grabbitkwik’s bath tub by the time I got through though! Eh.. and on his walls and furniture and pretty much all over the rest of his house.

Anyway, after jacking SweetlyCaroline’s car, robbing Piggly Wiggly and paying Davey a visit, I went by CalienteChloe’s place and snatched (teehee) all of her sex toys (I wore gloves!). Before I left I could not resist stuffing her dresser drawers with tapioca pudding. Was just a sentiment of my affection for her.

Here you seen a picture of ericleifnorthmn’s house after I loaded up my potty paper cannon and had at it. Those blamming noises mixed with the tp unraveling is one of the great things to be witnessed in this life. Just to be a good samaritan, I shoved a vat of grape jelly and twizzlers into the mailbox before taking off.

My last stop was the best stop of the night, but I had too shuffle in order to split out of FunSizeLT’s place in time. She was on her way home, but I had enough time to steal all of her spoons, leave Twilight paraphernalia scattered about and fill her antique couch with crunchy peanut butter and ranch dressing. I have a thing for couches.

The second night of my evil doings went pretty well and I even finished it by setting fire to Davey’s car. Is there a better way to end a night? I think not. I wonder what will happen tonight..