Last night was simply wondrous! I made mine evil list of deeds and set out to my first stop was to Murphies, where I swiped a crate of drinkie poo stuff and scribbled SAM BLOWS DOGS on the wall for good measure. After that I headed toward the IOP Mansion. Like always, no one was home. I bagged up the good stuff, beat the crap out of glass junk with my hand dandy crowbar (I love the breaky noises!) and before walking out I was sure to strap the thermos and other explosives around the house. BAZOOM! Beebeep!

The IOP was fun, but as you all know with my evil ADD - I grew bored and skipped over to Fangtasia. Soon I spotted VampireEric’s car and filled it with Spanish Rice and water. After a good mixing his vette was looking better than evers! I also painted a beautiful mural that read: SHERIFF ERIC HAS A TINY DICK AND FUCKS GOATS. Oh yes, I was having a wondrous night indeed.

Later I swooped into JustMakenna’s house and covered everything in extinguisher foam. Woots! Grabbed that hot tottie couch and duct taped that bitch to my jag and spun out with wheels squealin’!

Finally I found myself at the Grabbitkwik, where I got my new super duper groovy slushie machine. I tell you what, when you add vodka to those things it is like heaven in an ice box!

*sips cocktail* Well, that was it for last night. Time to make a new list to conquer. Remember my name. You will be screaming it later.. in anger if nothing else.