August 2010
2 posts
“Who wouldn’t love that evil butt?”
– @DavidCallum
They say brown liquor make you sleep all right.
May 2010
8 posts
“Light it up man. Let’s get Chinese eyes.”
– Cheech Marin
Birth Announcement
The Evil Baby Shower
Last night I had a wondrous baby shower. To learn all about the festivities, you can check this link right here. I received so many great gifts.
Chloe showered me with these:
Lee showed up with these:
Even Sugarbutt & Bianca dropped by with gifties:
My favorites were from that Zombie:
Davey & Alyx, and also Pam brought me some goodies.
Thank you so much to everyone who...
April 2010
9 posts
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The Nursery
As many of you know, I am expecting. This is the evil nursery that I have set up in my trailer in the city of Bon Temps. I know what you are thinking, “This doesn’t look very evil..” Well! I assure you that it is. You are just not evil enough to recognize. Hrmph!
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formspring.me
Ask the evil one.. http://formspring.me/Sookeh
“Most organizations have a serial bully. It never ceases to amaze me how one...”
– Tim Field
March 2010
1 post
January 2010
5 posts
Nights of Evil Doer Doings - Midget Napping
[read from the bottom up]
Dave: *laughs* EvilSookeh: Well, since he once belonged to Sheriff Northman maybe I will call him Sugartits. Dave: *hops into the car, hearing the midgets muffled screams* What you gonna name him? EvilSookeh: *slams the trunk* Really. *hops into the car* Let’s get outta here! Dave: *flattered* Really? *lifts the sewing machine into the trunk, midget up*...
Nights of Evil Doer Doings - Part Tree Fiddy
It may always be a mystery of how that ice cream truck wound up sticking out of the side of my trailer. However, it did come in handy when I drove it to Grabbitkwik’s house for a late night ice cream delivery.
Oh the joy Davey must have felt in his heart when he arrived home to find rocket pops, mickey mouse ice cream bars and five gallons of tutti frutti scattered about his place. It is...
Nights of Evil Doer Doings - Part Deux
It was a night of a thousand beefy stews. Okay, maybe not a thousand. Was a fuckton of it in Grabbitkwik’s bath tub by the time I got through though! Eh.. and on his walls and furniture and pretty much all over the rest of his house.
Anyway, after jacking SweetlyCaroline’s car, robbing Piggly Wiggly and paying Davey a visit, I went by CalienteChloe’s place and snatched...
Nights of Evil Doer Doings - The Beginning
Last night was simply wondrous! I made mine evil list of deeds and set out to my first stop was to Murphies, where I swiped a crate of drinkie poo stuff and scribbled SAM BLOWS DOGS on the wall for good measure. After that I headed toward the IOP Mansion. Like always, no one was home. I bagged up the good stuff, beat the crap out of glass junk with my hand dandy crowbar (I love the breaky...
December 2009
60 posts
In Case You Missed It..
Last night @Handsy_ read the poem The Nightmare Before Christmas to all of the boys and girls, while I handed out evil spiked cocoa and nightmare cookies. It was so much fun! In case you missed it, you can read the poem here. Merry Christmas everyone!
@Handsy_ also have out ornaments to those you sat on his lap! *shifty eyes* Not that I did such a thing. *nervous laugh*
Oh! And @HoytsCell...
Inside Our Bon Port Home
@EmoEricNorthman and myself recently purchased a new home between Bon Temps and Shreveport and finally I made it around to decorating it and all that junk. Above is the living room and I am not very sure about that carpet, but it is @GoatGeorge’s favorite color so blame him.
Here you see our den, which is a nice cozy place to rest by the fire before I get bored and attack the Christmas...
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